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I’m a Full-Blown Argument, and I Will Be Attending Your Family Dinner
"Your father couldn’t decide which candidate to vote for in the last election, Mom still says 'All Lives Matter,' and you’ve been living off of unemployment for the past nine months… I wouldn’t miss tonight for the world."
Seasonal Allergies: A Comprehensive Guide For Hypochondriacs
“If you have a dry cough and have recently taken your vehicle to an auto repair shop, hired a plumber, or made eye contact with a construction worker, you may be at risk for mesothelioma and should contact your doctor immediately.”